this one has been compromised
kassafras.tumblr.com is the new one (literally the same address as before)
kassyvo.tumblr.com is another one
yeah okay bye y'all
new tumblr-ish
guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?
I do.
Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.
He don’t give a shit.
And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu
Yep
What a serious of unnecessary events
(via angeliners)
im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship
(via darrypls)
| African Dad: | where are yoy coming from? |
| African boy: | I went to throw out the garbage |
| African Dad: | it is 7pm now, you went out at 6:54pm. That was 6 minutes ago. 6 times 2 is 12. There are 12 inches in a foot. A foot has 5 toes, so both feet have a total of ten. I think I have ten ribs. God took Adam's rib to create Eve. Eve is a girls name, and it rhymes with weave, you like girls with nice weaves. So you went to see a girl. You have a girl friend. Jesus Christ you want to kill me in this house. |
